itcouldhappen

we all know who billy mays is. he sold me oxi clean to get my laundry stains out (that didnt work). he sold me kaboom for hard to clean messes in the kitchen(which was just as good as mr clean), the shawalla to wash my car “the gentle way” , mighty putty in case i want to haul an 18 wheeler with my volkswagon, and maybe even the bedazzler i keep under the bed. but something has gone wrong with the world when a desperate manwife is hawking low cost health insurance….thats not available in stores!

 I can’t find much information on the i can health insurance company, except that it doesn’t seem to be a health care company at all. It’s a club and a brokerage, like AAA, that gives you discounted benefits when you pay a membership fee. Do you want a discounted root canal or discounted movie tickets? I Can Benefits will give you access to both! kinda seedy to me.

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